Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?

Accidents, I hate them! I have been in 3 car accidents in the past 3 years, how ironic isn't it: if you are thinking how funny it would have been if i got in 1 each year your right, my luck is really that bad! Not only was i not driving, but in each car accident it was there fault..... This blog is about the safety of driving....

Things to make the road a better place.....
1. Everyone must drive in a smart car that can only reach the speed limit of 30 mph, no exceptions! You know the little tiny car that looks like
people can pick it up and put it in there living room.
2. Every car has to have a built in tazor so you may tazor yourself everytime you even think about how sweet falling asleep in your car would be while listening to 105.5 and having the heater on blast.
3. All cars must have a crazy Japanese guy scream some loud word in Japanese every hour!

Following these rules will give you safe driving to you and others.

If you could think of the perfect vacation, what would it look like?

For me, i would go as far away as possible. I don't know exactly where, but there would have to be sunshine, water or ocean, and secluded from the world. It should not be to hot or too cold, just perfect. Doesn't this sound nice? Maybe ill go stay with one of my friends when they get there private island, whether it be with Briana when she becomes a professional rapper or Joseph when he becomes a professional bank robber.