Things That Are Sexy and not so Sexy List.....

Things that are not sexy.....

• Snoring




• Lying(sometimes)
  



• Fighting




• KKK




• Priests
  



• Life Wearing Clothes




• Scooters




• Inbred Couples




• Pimps




• Rain




• Most Piercings




• Tattoos(I'm Lying)
  



• Mini Vans




• Myspace




• Abusive Ex-Girlfriend




• Goblins




• Fast Food

• Things that are sexy.....
  

• Girls




• Bad Girls(Unless your taking them home to Mom)




• Girls at the Beach




• Girls at the Park




• Girls at School




• Tattoos
  



• Tutors




• Teachers(Some)




• Girls in Trucks




• Girls that Drive




• Girls that fight better than you(Until They Hurt You)




• Girls with no makeup




• Girls with Makeup(even though half of them look like clowns from putting too much on)




• Motorcycles




• Xbox360




• Ps3




• Weapons




• Computers




• Television




• HBO
  


• Explosives
  


• Subway


• But most of all.... an A+ is sexy....

Why Can't We Just Have World Peace

What was the point of world peace in the first place? I think it was so a bunch of hippies could gather together party and smoke marijuana. The whole purpose of world peace was so people could unite and be good to each other. In the end the hippies died out one by one because they soon knew they had to get jobs and stop letting others leach off you. In the end you have to admit, even though they were hippes they really know how to party!

What's LOVE got to do with it?!?!?!?

Today blog is going to be about the one of the most important fights in life.... prostitution. Should prostitution be legal? In my opinion women and men.....yes i said men, have the right to do whatever they want with there bodies....to an extent! Is it safe.... probably not. According to teens health, How Well Does It Work?
Over the course of 1 year, 15 out of 100 typical couples who rely on male condoms alone to prevent pregnancy will have an accidental pregnancy. The use of the female condom is a little less reliable and 21 out of 100 couples will have an unintended pregnancy.How Well Does It Work? http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/contraception/contraception_condom.html
Although your probably thinking these numbers aren't too high it makes you wonder how lucky are you feeling that day. So next time you go to a party and bring back a drunk girl to your house remember its no party without a balloon.

Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?

Accidents, I hate them! I have been in 3 car accidents in the past 3 years, how ironic isn't it: if you are thinking how funny it would have been if i got in 1 each year your right, my luck is really that bad! Not only was i not driving, but in each car accident it was there fault..... This blog is about the safety of driving....

Things to make the road a better place.....
1. Everyone must drive in a smart car that can only reach the speed limit of 30 mph, no exceptions! You know the little tiny car that looks like
people can pick it up and put it in there living room.
2. Every car has to have a built in tazor so you may tazor yourself everytime you even think about how sweet falling asleep in your car would be while listening to 105.5 and having the heater on blast.
3. All cars must have a crazy Japanese guy scream some loud word in Japanese every hour!

Following these rules will give you safe driving to you and others.

If you could think of the perfect vacation, what would it look like?

For me, i would go as far away as possible. I don't know exactly where, but there would have to be sunshine, water or ocean, and secluded from the world. It should not be to hot or too cold, just perfect. Doesn't this sound nice? Maybe ill go stay with one of my friends when they get there private island, whether it be with Briana when she becomes a professional rapper or Joseph when he becomes a professional bank robber.